Afternoon Bulldog: Two Mothers Freak Out On Marshawn Lynch After He Cussed Out Their Kids At A Football Camp

Series of updates and humorous anecdotes about various sports and cultural events, inviting interactions and engagement.

“Your content team isn’t good enough to lick the water out of my bath tub. Get your best 12, we’ll get ours and let’s make it happen" –– Nicky Smokes who thinks he's good at basketball for some reason Quick Headlines: * Two Mothers

June 12, 2024 12:35 PM

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Afternoon Bulldog: Two Mothers Freak Out On Marshawn Lynch After He Cussed Out Their Kids At A Football Camp

Series of updates and humorous anecdotes about various sports and cultural events, inviting interactions and engagement.

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padding-left:60px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><h2 style="color:#222; font-family:"Helvetica Neue",Arial; font-size:20px; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:1px; line-height:1.1; margin:0; margin-bottom:16px; text-align:center"><em><span style="font-size:18px"> </span></em></h2><h2 style="color:#222; font-family:"Helvetica Neue",Arial; font-size:20px; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:1px; line-height:1.1; margin:0; margin-bottom:16px; text-align:center"><em><span style="font-size:18px"><strong>“Your content team isn’t good enough to lick the water out of my bath tub. 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Tom Brady Just Posted A Video His Kids Made Him Ahead Of Tonight's Patriots Hall Of Fame Induction </a></li><li><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none">The Next Big Work Out Craze Is A Bunch Of Girls Acting Like They Are Having Sex With Each Other At The Gym </a></li></ul></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:30px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:30px; padding-left:18px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; word-break:break-word"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0; border-top:solid 1px #727272; font-size:1px; margin:0 auto; width:100%"></p></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper kl-text-table-layout" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:0px; padding-right:0px; padding-bottom:0px; padding-left:0px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="kl-text" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; padding-top:9px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:18px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><h3 style="color:#222; font-family:"Helvetica Neue",Arial; font-size:24px; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:0; line-height:1.1; margin:0; margin-bottom:0; text-align:left"><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none">Two Mothers Freak Out On Marshawn Lynch After He Cussed Out Their Kids At A Football Camp </a></h3></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:9px; padding-right:9px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:9px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" class="kl-image" style="font-size:0px; word-break:break-word"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing:0px"><tbody><tr><td class="kl-img-base-auto-width" valign="top" style="border:0; padding:0px 9px 0px 9px; background-color:#f8f8f8; width:256px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing:0px"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none"><img src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/hvtJAm/images/cc9af70a-30f1-4c29-a9f6-5fb2db8b10ad.jpeg" width="256" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%"> </a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper kl-text-table-layout" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="vertical-align:top; padding-top:0px; padding-right:0px; padding-bottom:0px; padding-left:0px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="kl-text" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; padding-top:9px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:18px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0">"Is there a man here with you?" was a laugh out loud funny moment. Just realizing that he's in trouble and is in desperate need of a translator/3rd party arbitrator. Begging and pleading for someone who understands where he is coming from. Marshawn, I might be that man. First, I need to know how old these kids are. My gut says that these kids have to be under 10 years-old. If that is the case then maybe running drills for these kids isn't the most important thing. At that age the parents probably aren't looking for a football camp to take their kid to the next level. They're looking for a few hours of activity that will tire their kid out so they don't have to deal with them in the summertime when there's no school.</p></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:30px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:30px; padding-left:18px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; word-break:break-word"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0; border-top:solid 1px #727272; font-size:1px; margin:0 auto; width:100%"></p></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper kl-text-table-layout" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:0px; padding-right:0px; padding-bottom:0px; padding-left:0px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="kl-text" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; padding-top:9px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:18px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><h3 style="color:#222; font-family:"Helvetica Neue",Arial; font-size:24px; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:0; line-height:1.1; margin:0; margin-bottom:0; text-align:left"><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none">I Am Crying. Tom Brady Just Posted A Video His Kids Made Him Ahead Of Tonight's Patriots Hall Of Fame Induction </a></h3></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:9px; padding-right:9px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:9px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" class="kl-image" style="font-size:0px; word-break:break-word"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing:0px"><tbody><tr><td class="kl-img-base-auto-width" valign="top" style="border:0; padding:0px 9px 0px 9px; background-color:#f8f8f8; width:256px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing:0px"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none"><img src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/hvtJAm/images/06141cb8-506a-4d6e-bf21-d9cd6555134c.jpeg" width="256" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%"> </a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper kl-text-table-layout" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="vertical-align:top; padding-top:0px; padding-right:0px; padding-bottom:0px; padding-left:0px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="kl-text" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; padding-top:9px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:18px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0">Good LORD, Tommy. Not now! I've still gotta record and I can't afford to be in tears. You could've at least waited until this afternoon. God forbid the Brady Four sees this they'll be too emotional to walk the red carpet. The funny thing is, I don't think I'll ever get over Tom Brady. He quite literally represents my childhood. Which is why every time he opens his mouth I'm overcome with emotion. And no shade to the kids, but I remember every one of his Super Bowls. From the first one in 7th grade all the way to the last one in my early 30s. God I'm old. Alright I'm done. Just wanted to share this so I could get on with my day. Shout out to Ben, Jack, and Vivian for the awesome video. Well done, guys. Can't wait to see the old man get inducted!</p></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:30px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:30px; padding-left:18px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; word-break:break-word"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0; border-top:solid 1px #727272; font-size:1px; margin:0 auto; width:100%"></p></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; 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font-family:"Helvetica Neue",Arial; font-size:24px; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:0; line-height:1.1; margin:0; margin-bottom:0; text-align:left"><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none">I’ve Found The Perfect Replacement For Joey Chestnut In The Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Competition, And Her Name Is Paige Spiranac </a></h3></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:9px; padding-right:9px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:9px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" class="kl-image" style="font-size:0px; word-break:break-word"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing:0px"><tbody><tr><td class="kl-img-base-auto-width" valign="top" style="border:0; padding:0px 9px 0px 9px; width:540px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing:0px"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none"><img src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/hvtJAm/images/2d451ae2-66bb-4fe6-b1d3-9457293eea10.jpeg" width="540" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%"> </a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper kl-text-table-layout" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:0px; padding-right:0px; padding-bottom:0px; padding-left:0px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="kl-text" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; padding-top:9px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:18px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0">Listen, I love Joey Chestnut as much as the next red-blooded, proud American. But I'm also fine giving the guy a year off. Take a break man. You earned it. If we don't get to see grown men and women rip open and smash together the inside casings of a hot dog before shoveling it in their mouths, followed by soaking its buns in water and throwing down the hatch, I think we will all live.</p></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:30px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:30px; padding-left:18px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; word-break:break-word"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0; border-top:solid 1px #727272; font-size:1px; margin:0 auto; width:100%"></p></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper kl-text-table-layout" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:0px; padding-right:0px; padding-bottom:0px; padding-left:0px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="kl-text" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; padding-top:9px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:18px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><h3 style="color:#222; font-family:"Helvetica Neue",Arial; font-size:24px; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:0; line-height:1.1; margin:0; margin-bottom:0; text-align:left"><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none">The Next Big Work Out Craze Is A Bunch Of Girls Acting Like They Are Having Sex With Each Other At The Gym </a></h3></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:9px; padding-right:9px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:9px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" class="kl-image" style="font-size:0px; word-break:break-word"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing:0px"><tbody><tr><td class="kl-img-base-auto-width" valign="top" style="border:0; padding:0px 9px 0px 9px; width:256px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing:0px"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none"><img src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/hvtJAm/images/a101d580-dade-44d1-bca5-e92722aa9f62.jpeg" width="256" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%"> </a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper kl-text-table-layout" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:0px; padding-right:0px; padding-bottom:0px; padding-left:0px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="kl-text" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; padding-top:9px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:18px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0">I'm not saying it'll be happening at your local Planet Fitness that hosts Pizza Fridays or hardo gyms where crazy musclehead monsters are whipping chains around. But some gym is going to follow suit for this just because the numbers that tweet did in a day is, to borrow a phrase, bananaland and the best way to market your product in 2024 is to go super viral.</p></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:30px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:30px; padding-left:18px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; word-break:break-word"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0; border-top:solid 1px #727272; font-size:1px; margin:0 auto; width:100%"></p></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper kl-text-table-layout" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:0px; padding-right:0px; padding-bottom:0px; padding-left:0px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="kl-text" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; padding-top:9px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:18px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><h3 style="color:#222; font-family:"Helvetica Neue",Arial; font-size:24px; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:0; line-height:1.1; margin:0; margin-bottom:0; text-align:left"><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none">The Chicago Office Would Shit On The NYC Office In Basketball </a></h3></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:9px; padding-right:9px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:9px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" class="kl-image" style="font-size:0px; word-break:break-word"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing:0px"><tbody><tr><td class="kl-img-base-auto-width" valign="top" style="border:0; padding:0px 9px 0px 9px; width:384px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing:0px"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><a href="#" style="color:#2534a3; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none"><img src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/hvtJAm/images/3d9139ee-8ba0-438c-8b6c-5ca353e45ba7.jpeg" width="384" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%"> </a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper kl-text-table-layout" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:0px; padding-right:0px; padding-bottom:0px; padding-left:0px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="kl-text" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; padding-top:9px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:18px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0">Let's just get right to it. The Chicago office would shit down the throat of the NYC team that played Kirk's team. It would be a waste of everyones time to watch us play. Even without Titus, we'd win that game by 30 points. I gave my respect to the guys who can hoop in New York, nothing I said in that video was disrespectful to anyone who gets buckets in NYC, I was simply saying that specific team would get rolled up in a russian cream backwood and get smoked.</p></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:50px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:50px; padding-left:18px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="center" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; word-break:break-word"><p style="margin-bottom:0; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; padding-bottom:0; border-top:solid 1px #727272; font-size:1px; margin:0 auto; width:100%"></p></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="mj-column-per-100 mj-outlook-group-fix component-wrapper kl-text-table-layout" style="font-size:0px; text-align:left; direction:ltr; vertical-align:top; width:100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style="width:100%"><tbody><tr><td class="" style="background-color:#f8f8f8; vertical-align:top; padding-top:0px; padding-right:0px; padding-bottom:0px; padding-left:0px"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" role="presentation" width="100%" style=""><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="kl-text" style="font-size:0px; padding:0px; padding-top:9px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:9px; padding-left:18px; word-break:break-word"><div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial; font-size:16px; font-style:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:1.3; text-align:left; color:#353535"><h2 style="color:#222; font-family:"Helvetica Neue",Arial; font-size:20px; font-style:normal; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:1px; line-height:1.1; margin:0; margin-bottom:16px; text-align:center">Interested in advertising in this newsletter? 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