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📖 Spotify Comes for Stephen King
The email discusses various financial news including Bill Ackman's successful bet against bonds, Quebec's new legislation against defective cars, and Microsoft's success in cloud computing. It also mentions a historic settlement for Indigenous children in Canada.
Plus: lemons are now against the law
October 30, 2023 4:32 AM
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📖 Spotify Comes for Stephen King
The email discusses various financial news including Bill Ackman's successful bet against bonds, Quebec's new legislation against defective cars, and Microsoft's success in cloud computing. It also mentions a historic settlement for Indigenous children in Canada.
Plus: lemons are now against the law
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border-radius:15px"> </td></tr><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:9px 0 25px">Sixty-three years after Volkswagen popularized the concept of lemons — dud cars that don’t belong on the road — Quebec is trying to ban them, along with any tech that’s not meant to last. See below for more. | Volkswagen</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">THE WEEK IN MARKETS</td></tr><tr><td class="body-text" align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 0"><strong>The Three Spookiest Words in Finance</strong> <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span>It’s Halloweentime, but the thing unnerving pro investors is not witches or werewolves, but one simple phrase: “higher for longer.” You might think investors found these words written in blood on their bathroom mirrors, because their reaction to the prospect that interest rates won’t fall as quickly as they’d hoped has been... slightly terrifying. What’s freaking them out? Visions of lower consumer spending, lower corporate profitability, and lower asset valuations. It’s all caused folks to dump bonds at historic levels (more on that below) and has sent Canadian and U.S. stocks down about 10% since August.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span>Obviously, none of this has been terrific news for individual investors: in 2022, 60/40 portfolios — the classic mix of stocks offset by ostensibly safer bonds — suffered their biggest losses since the ’30s. With 60/40s on track for another underperforming year, some folks might be tempted to panic and sprint away from markets as if they were being chased by <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">Leatherface</a>. Is that a good call? Or will folks who stay in the market (which has <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">historically been the way to go</a>) come out ahead? You know the line by now: time will tell.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><br></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 30px"><a href="#"><img width="540" border="0" class="responsive" src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/653eb11cae9276004db65def/original.png?1698607388" alt="The 60/40's Bad Year. The annual return of a portfolio with 60% stocks and 40% bonds." style="display:block; border-radius:15px"></a> </td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" class="in-this-issue-list" style="padding:30px 0 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:22px; line-height:150%; color:#5C8145; text-align:left; padding:0 0"><span style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600">IMPORTANT</span></td></tr><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:9px 0 .75em"><strong>This week on </strong><em><strong>The BoC and the Beautiful</strong></em>! (Yes, we’re committing to this central-bank-as-soap-opera bit.) What’s the latest drama? Central bankers are getting anxious. Interest rates are hurting stocks and bonds — and everyday <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">Canadians</a>! But inflation isn’t here to make friends — it’s staying high. Which leaves Tiff Macklem torn. <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">In an interview last week</a>, he wouldn’t comment on when the BoC would cut rates, but he said he knows high mortgage rates are really painful for people! Will unpleasantly high rates drive the economy into a recession? Will inflation cool before that happens? Is Tiff’s secret evil twin <em>really</em> dead? Tune in next week!<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>A historic settlement for Indigenous children</strong>. A federal court ruled that the government must <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">pay $23 billion</a>, the largest settlement of its kind, to 300,000 children and their families to rectify chronic underfunding of Indigenous welfare services. The settlement also requires the feds to set aside <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">$20 billion</a> for on-reserve foster care and First Nations family services.</td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:22px; line-height:150%; color:#5C8145; text-align:left; padding:0"><span style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600">INTERESTING</span></td></tr><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:9px 0 4px"><strong>Quebec bans lemons. </strong>And by that we mean defective cars. The <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">new legislation</a> allows buyers of duds to apply to have the vehicle sale cancelled or to receive a partial refund after three unsuccessful repair attempts. The law also bans companies from marketing appliances or electronics designed with planned obsolescence. Is it dumb to hope that <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">home printers</a> will one day be less terrible? <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>Microsoft edges ahead in the cloud war. </strong>Amid a slew of so-so tech earnings,<strong> </strong>Microsoft was a rare bright spot last week. The House of Gates beat earnings expectations by almost <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">13%</a>, posting <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">US$56.5 billion</a> in quarterly revenue, thanks largely to its OpenAI-powered cloud-computing service, Azure. Investors piled into Microsoft stock, since it seems to be pulling ahead of rivals <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">Amazon and Google</a> in cloud computing and artificial intelligence, aka The Future, maybe.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>Turns out Spotify only makes </strong><a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font"><strong>pennies</strong></a><strong> off Spotify too.</strong> The streaming giant’s US$69 million Q3 profit, announced Tuesday, may sound like a fortune, especially compared to the checks that Spotify <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">cuts to musicians</a>. But it was Spotify’s first profitable quarter in 18 months and resulted largely from <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">layoffs and cost-cutting</a>. (The company has <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">never turned</a> an annual profit.) Given that Spotify has eaten the entire music industry, this is a “loser-take-all outcome,” as <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font"><em>NYMag</em></a> put it. After the company tried (and <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">failed</a>) to corner the podcast market, it’s now pushing into <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">AI-read</a> audiobooks, to the <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">horror of authors</a>.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><em>—Sarah Rieger</em> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">FROM OUR SPONSOR</td></tr></tbody></table><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"></table><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><table cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" class="whats-up-this-week" style="padding:0"><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" style="padding:30px 0"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/65358a89bf93e0004cf8333d/original.png?1698007688" width="540" alt="Core clients get 4% on cash" border="0" class="responsive" style="margin:0; border:0; padding:0; display:block"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><a href="#"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/64d6a9477418e1004e415fb0/original.png?1691789639" width="540" alt="Open a Cash account" border="0" class="responsive" style="margin:0; border:0; padding:0; display:block"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td class="body-text" align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:0 0 30px">Data collected as of <strong>October 26, 2023</strong>. Average includes all posted-rates of chequing accounts from Canadian financial institutions as listed under Schedule I under the Bank Act. Excludes limited-time and promotional offers and products that do not offer cheques.</td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size:18px; line-height:130%; color:#32302f; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302f"><span style="font-weight:600">THE FOMO INDEX</span> <span style="font-style:italic">by Stacey Woods</span> </td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:500; font-size:18px; line-height:112%; color:#5c8145; text-align:center; padding:30px 0 10px">IMPORTANT</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-index-chart" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 16px"><table width="256" valign="top" class="fomo-item" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="center"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">🍽️</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Higher food prices are hurting restaurants so much that it’s becoming impossible to mark up a wedge salad 20 times. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="right"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">💸</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Canadian tech workers make 46% less than U.S. ones, but Allbirds are cheaper here, so it evens out. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td width="18" valign="top" align="right"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd666924c004c551200/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="padding:1px 0 0; display:block"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd68bfc58004f7ef7b0/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:1px 0 0; display:none"> </td><td width="1" valign="top" align="center" class="arrow-bg" style="background-color:#5c8145; line-height:1px; font-size:4px"> </td><td width="18" valign="top" align="left"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6c88f5b004ce512e9/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="padding:1px 0 0; display:block"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6e18044004d3768bc/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:1px 0 0; display:none"> </td><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 16px"><table width="256" valign="top" class="fomo-item" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="right"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">👼</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Forty-two U.S. attorneys general sue Meta, saying they hook kids. Zuckerberg thinking he’ll go back to rating Harvard coeds. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="center"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">🥕</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Ottawa calls grocers back to Parliament to talk about food prices. Grocers were hoping the government would just use self-checkout. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td width="75" align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:500; font-size:18px; line-height:112%; color:#5c8145; text-align:center; padding:0">CRASH <br>& BURN</td><td valign="middle" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="bottom" align="left"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd666924c004c551200/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="display:block; padding:0 0 0 1px"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd68bfc58004f7ef7b0/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 0 0 1px; display:none"> </td></tr><tr><td height="1" valign="top" align="center" style="background-color:#5c8145"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="left"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6c88f5b004ce512e9/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="display:block; padding:0 0 0 1px"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6e18044004d3768bc/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 0 0 1px; display:none"> </td></tr></tbody></table></td><td width="40" valign="middle" align="center" aria-hidden="true" style="padding:0; color:#32302f; text-align:center"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd68ae57b004d1e3646/original.png?1671122902" width="20" height="20" alt="" border="0" style="display:block; margin:0 auto"> </td><td valign="middle" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="bottom" align="right"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6c88f5b004ce512e9/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="display:block; padding:0 1px 0 0"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6e18044004d3768bc/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 1px 0 0; display:none"> </td></tr><tr><td height="1" valign="top" align="center" style="background-color:#5c8145"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd666924c004c551200/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="display:block; padding:0 1px 0 0"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd68bfc58004f7ef7b0/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 1px 0 0; display:none"> </td></tr></tbody></table></td><td width="75" align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:500; font-size:18px; line-height:112%; color:#5c8145; text-align:center; padding:0">TO THE <br>MOON</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 16px"><table width="256" valign="top" class="fomo-item" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="right"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">🚗</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">California revokes GM’s permits to test driverless cars, at least until they can invent walking-less pedestrians. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="left"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">🐶</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">World’s longest-lived dog, Bobi, dies at 31. Just needed to see how this Tupac thing ended. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td width="18" valign="bottom" align="right"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6c88f5b004ce512e9/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="padding:0 0 1px; display:block"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6e18044004d3768bc/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 0 1px; display:none"> </td><td width="1" valign="top" align="center" class="arrow-bg" style="background-color:#5c8145; line-height:1px; font-size:4px"> </td><td width="18" valign="bottom" align="left"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd666924c004c551200/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="padding:0 0 1px; display:block"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd68bfc58004f7ef7b0/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 0 1px; display:none"> </td><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 16px"><table width="256" valign="top" class="fomo-item" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="right"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">🥊</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Ontario proposes legislation to get people out of timeshares and gym memberships. You’re stuck with the Shake Weights, though. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="left"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">💝</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">New Tinder feature, “Tinder Matchmaker,” gives friends the tools they need to directly meddle in your life. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:500; font-size:18px; line-height:112%; color:#5c8145; text-align:center; padding:10px 0 15px">WHO CARES</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">WHAT’S UP THIS WEEK</td></tr><tr><td class="body-text" align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 0"><strong>Earnings season continues</strong>,<strong> </strong>with Canadian giants like Air Canada (Mon.), Shopify (Thurs.), and Telus (Fri.) reporting this week.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:15px 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" class="referral" style="background-color:#E1EFA8; border-radius:12px; padding:0"><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:30px 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:22px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:center; letter-spacing:.05em; padding:0">DON'T BE A TLDR HOG</td></tr><tr><td class="goomoji" aria-hidden="true" valign="top" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:26px; line-height:112%; color:#32302F; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">🐷</td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="body-copy" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:center; padding:9px 0 0">Like TLDR? 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(You can share it with enemies too but only if you’re ready for them to love you.)</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" class="big-important-story"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">THE BIG IMPORTANT STORY</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" class="in-this-issue-list" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:14px; line-height:100%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 0">MONEY & THE WORLD</td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="headline" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:40px; line-height:100%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:8px 0 25px">One Trader Saw Something Few Others Did, and He Made a Bundle Last Week</td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="body-copy" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:0 0 30px">Something interesting happened last week that made a hedge fund several million dollars and grabbed headlines in all the Important Financial Newspapers™. What happened? Well, back in August, a guy made a giant bet that bond prices would fall, and last week, he cashed out, proving just how right that bet was. We’ll explain more below (including why you should care). But for this story to make sense, you first need to know about the guy in question, whose name is Bill Ackman. Let’s dive in: <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>Bill Ackman</strong> is a boyish-looking billionaire who runs the hedge fund Pershing Square Capital Management. He’s an activist investor, meaning that he uses his fund’s <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">US$18.5 billion</a> treasure chest to amass stakes in public companies, then he pushes for profit-improving changes. He’s admired for his trading savvy but also loathed for doing things like <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">lobbying lawmakers</a> to crack down on a company he’d bet against. Heads also tend to roll whenever Ackman shows up: Canadian Pacific Railroad cut about <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">23%</a> of its workforce after Pershing Square seized control of it in 2012. <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>Ackman branched out into bonds. </strong>Back in August, Ackman announced that he had shorted, or bet against, 30-year U.S. government bonds. This was noteworthy because (1) bonds aren’t really Ackman’s thing, and (2) Wall Street saw no reason to bet big against bonds. Inflation was falling fast! Central banks would cut interest rates soon, surely! And both those things would help bond prices. <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>But Ackman was right. </strong>Inflation proved to be <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">not fully dead</a>, and, for that reason, investors started betting that interest rates would stay higher for longer than they expected. And that, <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">for complicated reasons we explained recently</a>, made holding bonds less attractive. As a result, over the past three months, the price of long-term U.S. government bonds has fallen by about <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">10%</a>, which is a big move for bonds! <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>Then Ackman stuck the landing.</strong> Everyone sort of forgot about Ackman’s bet until last Monday, when he <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">tweeted</a> that he was unwinding his short against U.S. 30-year government bonds, explaining, “The economy is slowing faster than recent data suggests.” This made Ackman look <em>very</em> smart, since he tweeted this right as bond prices were beginning to stabilize. Fintwit gave Ackman a round of golf claps for “top ticking” the trade — that is, cashing out at the perfect moment. Pershing Square reportedly earned <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">US$200 million</a> on the three-month bet, which, to editorialize a bit, is not bad. <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>So why does all this matter? </strong>The drop in bond prices that Ackman predicted has all sorts of possible implications. Many individual investors have been <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">making similar bets</a> to Ackman by stuffing money into GICs and high-interest-savings accounts, believing that rates will stay high and stocks and bonds will continue to fizzle. But Ackman, by unwinding his short, essentially took the position that this sort of trade doesn’t make sense anymore. “There is too much risk in the world to remain short bonds at current long-term rates,” he tweeted. People who agree with this sentiment will probably consider buying government bonds or stocks. Our read? Now, as always, it’s really hard to predict where markets are going with any certainty! That’s why most <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">pro investors</a> and <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">academics</a> advise staying invested in stocks during turbulence to avoid missing a recovery. We’re not all as prescient as Bill Ackman, after all. <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span>—<em>Jared Sullivan</em> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">OTHER VERY GOOD READS</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" class="non-essential-list" style="padding:15px 0 25px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:15px 0 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="nonessential-item" style="padding:15px 0; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px; display:block"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td width="73" aria-hidden="true" valign="middle" class="goomoji good-reads-icon" style="padding:0; 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border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">THE WISDOM OF TWITTER</td></tr><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 12px">We’re going to pound Grand Slams until we come up with our own trillion-dollar idea.</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 15px; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left"><a href="#" style="color:#32302F"><img width="540" border="0" class="responsive" src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/653eb11c1bf9f400560b291c/original.png?1698607388" alt="I don't care what you're building, if you incorporate your company at a Denny's just lmk where to send the wire." style="display:block"></a> </td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302f; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302f">THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S ISSUE?</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:30px 0 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="survey-option" style="background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px; display:block"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:150%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:20px 0"><a href="#" style="display:block; color:#32302f; text-decoration:none"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4d549e12c0004a328bb2/original.png?1671122260" width="36" height="36" alt="" border="0" style="display:inline-block"> <br>Love it </a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="top" width="16"></td><td valign="top" class="survey-option" style="background-color:#fff; 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