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Wealthsimple's newsletter discusses current market volatility, the Canadian federal budget and its impact, and the rising interest in gold investments.
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line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">IN THIS ISSUE</td><td valign="bottom" align="right" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:16px; line-height:100%; color:#32302F; text-align:right; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">8 min read</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" class="in-this-issue-list" style="padding:30px 0 4px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="in-this-issue-item" style="padding:7px 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td width="42" class="goomoji" aria-hidden="true" valign="top" style="font-size:21px">🧾</td><td align="left" style="font-size:21px">Budget breakdown </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" class="in-this-issue-item" style="padding:7px 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td width="42" class="goomoji" aria-hidden="true" valign="top" style="font-size:21px">💸</td><td align="left" style="font-size:21px">Deficit drama </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" class="in-this-issue-item" style="padding:7px 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td width="42" class="goomoji" aria-hidden="true" valign="top" style="font-size:21px">⛏️</td><td align="left" style="font-size:21px">Gold grab </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="in-this-issue-list" style="padding:30px 0 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><img width="540" height="360" alt="" border="0" class="responsive" src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/66257b989ee5e4005ce9f5c1/original.png?1713732504" style="display:block; border-radius:15px"> </td></tr><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:9px 0 25px">Turns out Mr. T wasn’t just a butt-kicking, fool-pitying style icon — he might have also been a savvy commodities investor. Read the Big Important Story below.</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">THE WEEK IN MARKETS</td></tr><tr><td class="body-text" align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 0"><strong>Investors Get a Gut Check</strong><br>After months of bulls on parade, markets experienced a mild panic attack last week: the TSX fell 1%; the S&P 500: -5%; the NASDAQ: -6%. The red tide was swept in by rising geopolitical risks and anxiety about the path of interest rates (including fears that the U.S. Fed’s next move may be up, not down). One way to gauge how freaked out investors are is the Chicago Board Options Exchange’s Volatility Index — aka “the VIX” if you’re a pro, or “the fear index” if you’re a normie. <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">The VIX</a> uses options pricing to measure how much change investors think the S&P 500 will experience over the next 30 days — i.e., how “risky” they think it is. The VIX rose 10% last week. Which is a lot! Then again, it started from a historically low level, and it still suggests investors expect markets to be far less tumultuous than they were during much of the last four years. Either way, last week was a reminder that, no matter how go-go things get, investing is still risky business.</td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" class="in-this-issue-list" style="padding:30px 0 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:9px 0 .75em">This week, we’re devoting our story roundup to the year’s single most exciting news in Canadian fiscal policy: <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">the federal budget</a>! Below, we break down who stands to make out well, and not so well, from the fed’s $53 billion proposed spending plan.</td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:22px; line-height:150%; color:#5C8145; text-align:left; padding:0"><span style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600">THE BUDGET WINNERS! 🤪</span></td></tr><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:9px 0 4px"><strong>Homebuyers! And renters!</strong> The big real-estate news is that the government plans to spend $8.5 billion — a whopping 16% of the total budget — on boosting the housing supply. How? It’ll convert underused or vacant federal offices into homes, redevelop National Defence lands, and build apartments on top of dozens of <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">post offices</a> (!). The government is crossing its fingers that this will result in two million additional new homes, on top of the <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">1.87 million</a> already in progress. All these additional units could bring some price relief, as we <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">reported recently</a>. <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">Economists</a> warn, though, that it could be a minute before more houses actually hit the market.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>Students! </strong>Some commentators have called this year’s spending plan the “<a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">Gen-Z budget</a>,” and it’s no wonder with <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">$1.1 billion</a> going toward interest-free student loans. The government will also <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">auto-enroll kids in RESPs</a>, to ensure Canada Learning Bond payments are automatically deposited into accounts for eligible low-income families.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>The environment!</strong> <strong>And small businesses! </strong>After five drama-filled years of carbon pricing, the government, as part of the budget, plans to retroactively dole out <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">$2.5 billion</a> to 600,000 small and medium-sized businesses through a new <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">carbon rebate</a>. The budget also earmarks a <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">10%</a> tax credit for businesses that build EV factories, plus $800 million in funding over five years for a new Canada Greener Homes program, which will provide energy retrofits for low- to median-income homeowners and renters.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span></td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:22px; line-height:150%; color:#5C8145; text-align:left; padding:0"><span style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600">THE BUDGET LOSERS 😞</span></td></tr><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:9px 0 4px"><strong>People with disabilities:</strong> More than 1.6 million Canadians with disabilities live below the poverty line, and many of them <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">were disappointed</a> to learn that recipients of a new Canada Disability Benefit will get <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">$200 a month</a>. That’s at least <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">$800 a month short</a> of what many need to escape poverty. Compounding the disappointment, the benefit comes with strict qualifications and no protections against provincial clawbacks — and it won’t kick in until 2025. <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>Tech dudes and the 0.1%:</strong> Some of the hottest budget<strong> </strong>takes have concerned a tax hike on investment profits (aka capital gains) for wealthy Canadians. Beginning on June 25, the government will <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">collect taxes on 67%</a> — up from 50% — of capital gains from anyone who makes north of $250,000 from (<a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">certain</a>) investments in a year. The increase will affect 40,000 individuals and <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">some</a> <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">corporations</a>. Tech CEOs, including Shopify’s Tobias Lütke, <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">lamented/complained</a> that the tax hike could drive entrepreneurs out of Canada. But others, like <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">Well.ca founder Ali Asaria</a>, supported the proposed tax increase; it’s <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">expected</a> to bring in as much revenue as a 1% GST hike, which means more funding for stuff like the housing initiatives we mentioned above. <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>Debt hawks: </strong>The national debt stands at <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">$1.2 trillion</a>, up from $685 billion in 2019, and the government’s proposed budget is expected to add $39.8 billion to the total this fiscal year.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><br><em>—Sarah Rieger</em> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">FROM OUR SPONSOR</td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:30px 0 30px"><a href="#"><img width="540" border="0" class="responsive" src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/66257b9886bcf7005b08ea1d/original.png?1713732504" alt="Start a tax return" style="display:block; border-radius:15px"></a> </td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size:18px; line-height:130%; color:#32302f; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302f"><span style="font-weight:600">THE FOMO INDEX</span> <span style="font-style:italic">by Stacey Woods</span> </td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:500; font-size:18px; line-height:112%; color:#5c8145; text-align:center; padding:30px 0 10px">IMPORTANT</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-index-chart" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 16px"><table width="256" valign="top" class="fomo-item" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="center"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">🦞</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Red Lobster considering bankruptcy after losing millions on Endless Shrimp. Wishing they’d gone with their original idea, <span style="white-space:nowrap">Finite Shrimp</span>. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="left"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">📦</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Police investigating after someone sent gravy to Ontario legislature. Will start by rechecking the bag for fries and cheese curds. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td width="18" valign="top" align="right"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd666924c004c551200/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="padding:1px 0 0; display:block"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd68bfc58004f7ef7b0/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:1px 0 0; display:none"> </td><td width="1" valign="top" align="center" class="arrow-bg" style="background-color:#5c8145; line-height:1px; font-size:4px"> </td><td width="18" valign="top" align="left"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6c88f5b004ce512e9/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="padding:1px 0 0; display:block"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6e18044004d3768bc/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:1px 0 0; display:none"> </td><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 16px"><table width="256" valign="top" class="fomo-item" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="center"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">🍕</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Timmies launches the pizza no one was waiting for. In their defence, it contains no coffee. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="left"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">🧙</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Study finds playing D&D is good for mental health. It makes your parents’ basement seem cheerier, for one thing. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td width="75" align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:500; font-size:18px; line-height:112%; color:#5c8145; text-align:center; padding:0">CRASH <br>& BURN</td><td valign="middle" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="bottom" align="left"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd666924c004c551200/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="display:block; padding:0 0 0 1px"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd68bfc58004f7ef7b0/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 0 0 1px; display:none"> </td></tr><tr><td height="1" valign="top" align="center" style="background-color:#5c8145"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="left"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6c88f5b004ce512e9/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="display:block; padding:0 0 0 1px"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6e18044004d3768bc/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 0 0 1px; display:none"> </td></tr></tbody></table></td><td width="40" valign="middle" align="center" aria-hidden="true" style="padding:0; color:#32302f; text-align:center"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd68ae57b004d1e3646/original.png?1671122902" width="20" height="20" alt="" border="0" style="display:block; margin:0 auto"> </td><td valign="middle" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="bottom" align="right"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6c88f5b004ce512e9/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="display:block; padding:0 1px 0 0"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6e18044004d3768bc/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 1px 0 0; display:none"> </td></tr><tr><td height="1" valign="top" align="center" style="background-color:#5c8145"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd666924c004c551200/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="display:block; padding:0 1px 0 0"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd68bfc58004f7ef7b0/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 1px 0 0; display:none"> </td></tr></tbody></table></td><td width="75" align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:500; font-size:18px; line-height:112%; color:#5c8145; text-align:center; padding:0">TO THE <br>MOON</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 16px"><table width="256" valign="top" class="fomo-item" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="right"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">🛻</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Cybertruck deliveries halted after customers cite issue with the accelerator pedal. When you press it and drive somewhere, everyone laughs. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="left"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">😭</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Parents are crying over the season finale of <em>Bluey</em>. Kids wish they would just take their ketamine. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td width="18" valign="bottom" align="right"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6c88f5b004ce512e9/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="padding:0 0 1px; display:block"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd6e18044004d3768bc/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 0 1px; display:none"> </td><td width="1" valign="top" align="center" class="arrow-bg" style="background-color:#5c8145; line-height:1px; font-size:4px"> </td><td width="18" valign="bottom" align="left"><img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd666924c004c551200/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="light-img" style="padding:0 0 1px; display:block"> <img src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/639b4fd68bfc58004f7ef7b0/original.png?1671122902" width="4" height="4" alt="" border="0" class="dark-img" style="padding:0 0 1px; display:none"> </td><td valign="top" style="padding:0"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 16px"><table width="256" valign="top" class="fomo-item" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="center"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">📺</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Netflix gains millions of “new” subscribers since password crackdown. Now everyone can binge <em>Suits</em> with a clear conscience. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:16px 0 0"><table class="tldr-tile" width="66%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" align="right"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="fomo-item-bg" style="padding:15px 10px; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" align="center" aria-hidden="true" class="goomoji" style="padding:0; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:36px; line-height:36px; color:#32302f; text-align:center">📰</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:14px; line-height:120%; color:#32302f; text-align:center; padding:4px 0 0">Funny writer of Today in Tabs newsletter gets a NYT profile. Funny writer of FOMO Index must’ve missed their call. <br><a href="#" style="color:#32302f; text-decoration:underline; font-size:10px">Source</a> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="color-accent" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:500; font-size:18px; line-height:112%; color:#5c8145; text-align:center; padding:10px 0 15px">WHO CARES</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:30px 0 30px"><a href="#"><img width="540" border="0" class="responsive" src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/65dbcfd957e995004dbf944e/original.png?1708904409" alt="You deserve a new favourite podcast" style="display:block; border-radius:15px"></a> </td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation" class="big-important-story"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">THE BIG IMPORTANT STORY</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" class="in-this-issue-list" style="padding:0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:14px; line-height:100%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 0">COMMODITIES</td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="headline" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:40px; line-height:100%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:8px 0 25px">Anxious Investors Are Scooping Up Gold. Is That a Good Idea?</td></tr><tr><td align="left" class="body-copy" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:0 0 30px">Gold, as we briefly mentioned last week, has gone crazy. Since mid-February, the price has risen by more than <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">20%</a>. Which is interesting, because typically demand for gold <em>falls</em> whenever interest rates are high, as they are right now, because of competition from higher-yielding investments. Yet <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">central banks</a>, <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">young Chinese consumers</a>, <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">Russians</a>, and — of all people — <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">Costco customers</a> are all rushing to buy gold. Here’s why: <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>Gold, the Basics:</strong> Gold’s primary appeal is that you can touch it and store it under your mattress and it will almost certainly retain some value, unlike stocks or bonds, which can go to zero if companies fail. And, unlike cash, which governments can print more of on a whim, the global gold supply grows at a <em>reallllly</em> <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">slow pace</a>. All that makes gold a relatively safe long-term investment. That’s not to say its value doesn’t slide, because, oh boy, <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">it can</a>, but, given that humans have coveted the stuff for some <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">five thousand years</a> and counting, the odds are high that <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">somebody<em> </em>somewhere</a> will be willing to buy gold for as long as people walk the earth.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>#1 Reason for Buying Gold: Inflation</strong><br>Investors tend to buy gold whenever inflation is running hot, as it is now, because they think it will be a better <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">store of value</a> than cash — that is, they believe each dollar they hold will buy them less stuff in the future while gold will retain its value. Doomsday preppers and goldbugs (people who think unchecked government spending will cause hyperinflation that renders paper money nearly worthless) follow this line of thinking to the extreme and buy gold because they believe it will be one of the few things left to buy stuff with when society (or just fiat currency) collapses. Traditional investors, for their part, typically don’t have more than <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">5% to 10%</a> of their portfolios in gold, if they own any. John Bogle, the founder of Vanguard, <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">definitely didn’t</a>.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>#2 Reason for Buying Gold: Angst and Uncertainty </strong><br>Conflict and unrest globally have also fuelled the gold-buying spree. That’s because gold’s value has little to do with economic growth or the state of the world, which makes it an attractive asset in precarious times. Chinese investors <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">have been buying gold</a> as their country’s economy wobbles and their <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">investment options dwindle</a>. The Chinese government, meanwhile, has been buying mountains of gold, but the root of its anxieties are different; it doesn’t want to risk <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">its assets being frozen</a> if the U.S. and its allies decide to sanction it one day, as they did Russian entities following the invasion of Ukraine. And gold is tough to effectively sanction.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>So, is hoarding gold, like some sort of </strong><a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font"><strong>cave dragon</strong></a><strong>, the right move for you? Ask yourself these two basic questions (which are also questions you should ask anytime you invest): </strong><span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>[1] What’s your view of the future? </strong>Do you think society will deteriorate to the point where we’ll all soon be living some version of <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font"><em>The Road</em></a>? If yes, gold could express that view. But if you’re more optimistic, your portfolio should reflect that and contain mostly stocks, bonds, GICs, etc. There’s also a middleground: you might decide to buy gold as a hedge not because you think a Bad Terrible Thing <em>will happen </em>but because it <em>could happen</em>. And then if it does, you can sell your still-valuable gold to <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">buy the dip</a> in stocks or bonds.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span><strong>[2] How well will gold (or whatever you’re investing in) perform relative to other assets? </strong>Let’s go back to our <em>Road</em> scenario: if you’re convinced that the end is nigh-ish, how confident are you that gold will outperform, say, 50-pound bags of rice? Those could be pretty valuable in the end times! You could <a href="#" style="color:#32302F; text-decoration:underline; text-decoration-color:#5C8145; text-underline-position:from-font">diversify</a> and buy both, of course, but you should allocate the largest share of your portfolio to whatever asset you think will deliver the best results under possible future market conditions. <span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span>You should apply the same principle to whatever (probably less doomy) view you have about the future. Unfortunately, we can’t tell you what the future holds, only how to <em>think</em> about the future. So, you’ll have to decide for yourself whether stashing gold bars in a bunker — or, less radically, in your portfolio via a gold ETF — is a sound decision.<span style="display:block; line-height:.375em"><br><br></span>—<em>Ben Mathis-Lilley</em> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">OTHER VERY GOOD READS</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" class="non-essential-list" style="padding:15px 0 25px"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:15px 0 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="nonessential-item" style="padding:15px 0; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px; display:block"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td width="73" aria-hidden="true" valign="middle" class="goomoji good-reads-icon" style="padding:0; font-size:26px; line-height:26px; text-align:center">🎓</td><td align="left" class="good-reads-text" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:22px; line-height:112%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:0 30px 0 0"><a href="#" style="display:block; color:#32302F; text-decoration:none"><span>The Perilous Lives of International Students</span> <br><span style="font-size:12px; line-height:112%">How young people from abroad fall victim to criminal schemes | </span><span style="font-size:12px; line-height:112%; text-decoration:underline"><em>Toronto Life</em></span> </a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:15px 0 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="nonessential-item" style="padding:15px 0; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px; display:block"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td width="73" aria-hidden="true" valign="middle" class="goomoji good-reads-icon" style="padding:0; font-size:26px; line-height:26px; text-align:center">🚢</td><td align="left" class="good-reads-text" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:22px; line-height:112%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:0 30px 0 0"><a href="#" style="display:block; color:#32302F; text-decoration:none"><span>The Cloud Under the Sea</span> <br><span style="font-size:12px; line-height:112%">How a secretive network of ships fixes subsea cables | </span><span style="font-size:12px; line-height:112%; text-decoration:underline"><em>The Verge</em></span> </a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:15px 0 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="nonessential-item" style="padding:15px 0; background-color:#fff; border-radius:12px; display:block"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td width="73" aria-hidden="true" valign="middle" class="goomoji good-reads-icon" style="padding:0; font-size:26px; line-height:26px; text-align:center">💰</td><td align="left" class="good-reads-text" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:22px; line-height:112%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:0 30px 0 0"><a href="#" style="display:block; color:#32302F; text-decoration:none"><span>A Six-Step Financial Plan for Every Human</span> <br><span style="font-size:12px; line-height:112%">Or at least every Canadian | </span><span style="font-size:12px; line-height:112%; text-decoration:underline"><em>Wealthsimple Magazine</em></span> </a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F">THE WISDOM OF X</td></tr><tr><td align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 12px">Somehow we failed to include the correct tweet last week, so we’re making up for it by including the MIA tweet <em>and </em>a new one. Sorry about that!<br><br>OK, the Tim Hortons pizza surely can’t be <em>that</em> bad, but still…</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 15px; font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left"><a href="#" style="color:#32302F"><img width="540" border="0" class="responsive" src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/66257b980e8788005bada648/original.png?1713732504" alt="Tim hortons is selling pizza now" style="display:block"></a> </td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302F"></td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td class="body-text" align="left" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:400; font-size:18px; line-height:150%; color:#32302F; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 30px">“Will you bring snacks?” is actually the first question we ask prospective hires at TLDR.</td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0 0 30px"><a href="#"><img width="540" border="0" class="responsive" src="https://braze-images.com/appboy/communication/assets/image_assets/images/661c5db44ed7fd005bade668/original.png?1713135027" alt="Will you bring snacks?" style="display:block; border-radius:15px"></a> </td></tr></tbody></table><table width="90%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="section-divider" style="font-family:FuturaPT,Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight:600; font-size:18px; line-height:133%; color:#32302f; text-align:left; padding:30px 0 5px; border-bottom:1px solid #32302f">THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S ISSUE?</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:30px 0 0"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" role="presentation"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" class="survey-option" style="background-color:#fff; 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